Yes, finding someone else窶冱 underwear in the car is a very bad sign. Try to look on the bright side: a wide variety of undetectable poisons are still available... Send for my booklet, 窶弋he Last Supper窶!
I窶冦 afraid your 窶亙nternet honey窶 is only 16 years old. I suggest you consult the parents before you commit what qualifies as rape in 47 states.
What kind of freak do you take me for? I suppose it would work if you BOTH hung upside down, but don窶冲 call ME if someone gets hurt!
First you carefully open the seal, but don窶冲 unroll the condom... aw jeez! Do you REALLY mean to say that you can窶冲 figure this out?!
Not this again! Yes, THEY REALLY AND TRULY LOVE YOU, you pathetic wretch! Now quit bothering me with this crap!
This is rather a stupid question. No, you will never 窶枠et back together窶, as you put it. In fact they have already forgotten how to spell your name! Snap out of it and get a freakin窶 LIFE!!
